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Biggest #fast6 withdrawals! Need to watch it again!! 🚘😭

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 20:53:09 +1000

Biggest #fast6 withdrawals! Need to watch it again!! 🚘😭

heyfunniest: span-kun: guys we watched this in science class...

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 20:12:10 +1000

heyfunniest:

span-kun:

guys we watched this in science class today

just watch it you won’t regret it

niick4: danger-mouz: calirosegold: patronustrip: tootsienoodl...

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 20:05:20 +1000

niick4:

danger-mouz:

calirosegold:

patronustrip:

tootsienoodles:

freackthehopeful:

skylarghost:

weasleyrocksyoursocks:

seong:

I AM FUCKING SCREAMING BECAUSE THIS IS SERIOUSLY THE BEST THING EVER

SWEET JESUS

You have your mother’s cheek bones

godDAMMIT NOW WE’RE SHIPPING CUTLERY

TUMBLR YOU NEED TO S T O P

I hope this post comes back to me when it has a short story attached.

The Utensils were a happy family, just like any other. Fork was a loving, caring father, who worked at a bank, and Spoon was his beautiful wife, who owned a small business that allowed her to spend a lot of time with their son, Spork. Every day, when Fork came home from work, he gently clinked against the rim of Spoon’s face and asked how her day had been. She would go on and on about how her Aunt Bowl was letting anyone fill her up these days, and telling him he would never guess who they got a phone call from today (it was his brother, Knife), and he would just lean back against the china cabinet, staring at his wife’s beautiful reflective surface, and know everything was right in the world.

One day, however, everything was suddenly not right in the world at all.

Fork woke up in the silverware drawer and instantly knew something was wrong. He looked over to where Spoon normally slept, confused when he saw nothing but empty space. Or, at least, he thought it was empty. It took him a minute to see the small note left there. Oh no. God, no, he thought.

He picked up the note with shaking prongs, and read amid tears:

“Fork,

I’m sorry to leave you like this, but I just couldn’t face seeing you. It’s too painful. I’m not strong enough to tell you this to your face, and I know that makes me a coward. I know that makes me a horrible utensil. But I can’t do this anymore.

Do you remember Cow’s party the other night? The night she was so drunk she swore she jumped over the moon? Well, I met someone that night. His name is Dish. And we’re running away together.

Please, don’t try and find us. Dish makes me happy. He doesn’t spend all day staring at me, looking at himself in my reflection.

Goodbye, Fork.

-Spoon”

Fork collapsed to the ground, wishing he could tell Spoon that the reason he loved staring at her reflective surface so much, was because of the way her surface magnified everything around her, making it seem so much greater and more beautiful than people could see themselves as normally. Her personality did the same thing. It’s what he loved most about her. And what he would miss most of all.

I CAN’T EVEN WITH THIS FUCKING SITE.

bra..fucking..vo

sweet jesus i’m crying over cutlery

things like this make me happy i have a tumblr

The best thing about job orientation days is the free #food 😴

Tue, 28 May 2013 13:26:33 +1000

The best thing about job orientation days is the free #food 😴

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: captainblackbird: #all three of them...

Sat, 25 May 2013 03:15:36 +1000

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

captainblackbird:

#all three of them -jon and robb and theon- are like ARYA U SO CUTE

#and then they were never happy again

thomin-yorkenshield: #joffrey baratheon #and the one time he...

Sat, 25 May 2013 03:13:05 +1000

thomin-yorkenshield:

#joffrey baratheon #and the one time he was not stupid

No way!! @benandjerrys at Coles!!! 😍😍😍

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:23:27 +1000

No way!! @benandjerrys at Coles!!! 😍😍😍

When I'm losing an argument

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:36:45 +1000

sodamnrelatable:

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Wed, 15 May 2013 22:30:15 +1000

ciggeret: eauyouth: rosallita: m-adis0n: moffat-justno: itsn...

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:21:37 +1000

ciggeret:

eauyouth:

rosallita:

m-adis0n:

moffat-justno:

itsnguy3n:

ebullient-efflorescence:

puellamaggiemagica:

pope-of-shizlam:

choc0late-rain:

sheaforest:

d-issolve:

j-alouse:

fuq-stick:

deestarvivo:

hedonistica:

holy shit this is actually insane

the actual fuck?

oh my fuck that is so insane

holy fuck my head hurts

this is the most interesting thing i’ve ever read.

woah…

omfGfgh

Take the time to read this, sooooooooo interesting

this is the best thing i have ever read so interesting

Wooooow this is so cool read it all!

WOW

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Tue, 14 May 2013 22:17:27 +1000

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Tue, 14 May 2013 18:10:26 +1000

perfae: I dare you not to check you my blog

Tue, 14 May 2013 18:09:55 +1000

perfae:

I dare you not to check you my blog

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Tue, 14 May 2013 18:09:17 +1000

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Tue, 14 May 2013 17:29:50 +1000

Ed Sheeran - Tour Diary + Glasses

Tue, 14 May 2013 17:23:12 +1000

Ed Sheeran - Tour Diary + Glasses

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Tue, 14 May 2013 17:22:12 +1000

gypsm: ♡

Tue, 14 May 2013 04:31:53 +1000

gypsm:

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Mon, 13 May 2013 13:44:27 +1000

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